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'Jurassic Park 3D' Trailer: When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth, Again, Now with Vastly Higher Ticket Price


Lincoln opens this weekend, but Spielberg's love of resurrecting long-dead shit will continue long into the spring. On April 5, Universal is putting Jurassic Park back in theaters, now in 3D, sending the T-Rex into the audience, and Jeff Goldblum's seductive gaze straight into your soul. In case you've forgotten what Jurassic Park is, here's the just-released trailer for the 3D conversion.

Was the addition of melodica not enough of an improvement?

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