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'Jack the Giant Slayer' Trailer: Fee-fi-three-dee

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Nearly a year since its first trailer, Bryan Singer's Jack the Giant Slayer has finally received another one, with more giants, more "Jack" puns, more shit flying at the screen, and--just in time for Thanksgiving--an Ewan McGregor pig-in-a-blanket. If you've for some reason been waiting for an old fairy tale to be updated with gratuitous 3D and modern Stanley Tucci wig technology, it's your lucky day.

If the giants have a giant version of Pillsbury croissant tubes, then we've already lost, guys.

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