Nearly a year since its first trailer, Bryan Singer's Jack the Giant Slayer has finally received another one, with more giants, more "Jack" puns, more shit flying at the screen, and--just in time for Thanksgiving--an Ewan McGregor pig-in-a-blanket. If you've for some reason been waiting for an old fairy tale to be updated with gratuitous 3D and modern Stanley Tucci wig technology, it's your lucky day.
If the giants have a giant version of Pillsbury croissant tubes, then we've already lost, guys.
You'll never hear anyone talk about ridiculous magic beans in such hushed, solemn tones as in Bryan Singer's Jack the Giant Killer. "These are holy relics," claims a man with a bowl cut, referring to a handful of just beans. "They [the beans] have the power to change the world ... / Continue →
The suicide of the family patriarch brings Meryl Streep, Julia Roberts, Ewan McGregor, Chris Cooper, Abigail Breslin, Juliette Lewis, and Dermot Mulroney together under one roof, to argue and scramble for lead and supporting award nominations, in August: Osage County. It also m... / Continue →
New trailer for 50/50 director Jonathan Levine's zombie-post-apocalypse/delightful-rom-com, Warm Bodies! More Malkovich; more Us Weekly; more evidence that zombie necks = grandma legs. And it's only 60 seconds, so don't try and tell anyone you don't have time. You have time.... / Continue →