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'G.I. Joe: Retaliation' Trailer: We Have To Start Over with Marketing This Thing


Originally scheduled for a release last summer, G.I. Joe: Retaliation was instead shipped back to the manufacturer to be refurbished after boy-crazy test audiences complained it needed more of Channing Tatum, less of being a terrible movie. Now the film is 3D, supposedly has more Tatum, and is coming out in March, and a slightly new, international trailer has been put out to remind us all of all that. Unfortunately, there still isn't any new Tatum in this preview, so if that was your problem before, this won't really solve anything. And the movie doesn't really look any different or better than before, so this likely won't change any opinions on the whole "being a terrible movie" thing either. But, hey, if you just want to watch some people shoot at each other and pretend to be toys, there is that. Here you go:

(Thanks, Geordie)

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