Creepy Mustached Man To Record Group of Teenage Boys in 3D
His Super Size Me proving his fortitude in the face of sweet, overly-processed sustenance for the ignorant, youthful masses, Morgan Spurlock has been tasked with making a film about boy band One Direction.
According to the official Sony Pictures press release, the director of Mansome will use his painfully-extensive knowledge of male grooming to now tackle the subject of painfully-groomed male singers, producing and directing a 3D "documentary" about the British pop group, with plans for a Labor Day Weekend 2013 release. Said Spurlock:
"This is an incredible opportunity and an amazing moment in time for the band. To capture this journey and share it with audiences around the world will be an epic undertaking that I am proud to be a part of."
Basically, whether he's chasing Osama bin Laden or One Direction, this guy is totally boy crazy.