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7-Minute 'Hobbit' Trailer for the OCD Crowd, with Everything in Order


Upset that the trailers for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey have not been as aligned and meticulously ordered as your pewter, scale-model recreation of the Battle of Helm's Deep?Good news: you are probably not the only fantasy fan to suffer from anxiety disorders! Other good news: someone has sorted that out-of-order trailer problem for you, re-assembling all The Hobbit's various clips, trailers, and TV spots into a new, seven-and-a-half-minute cut that plays out what's available as chronologically as possible. Here you go:

It's not perfect parallel alignment of Gollum's hair strands, but it's a start.


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