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17 'Hobbit' Posters, Mostly of Sex Offenders

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Come on. He is begging you to look at the rest.

Gandalf casts 8th level Lovely Fall Day:

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Martin Freeman, forever wearily perturbed:

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Balding, jewelry-loving grandmother:

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Magically-Aryan Cate Blanchett:

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Handsome the Dwarf:

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Handsomer the Dwarf:

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Handsomest the Dwarf, Fucker of Girlfriends:

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Sex offender:

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Sex offender (deceased, craniodiaphyseal dysplasia):

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  • December 3, 2012
    Here's the latest TV spot for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, with a first, fleeting look at Smaug, the CGI dragon voiced and motion-capture-acted by star Martin Freeman's Sherlock chum Benedict Cumberbatch. And for those less impressed with a British dragon: there is also a... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2011
    It was in 2004 that Peter Jackson completed the Lord of the Rings trilogy, delivering what would eventually, through his extended editions, become over 11 hours of high fantasy storytelling to keep us company instead of women for the next eight years. Now, at long last--followi... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2011
    From Empire's upcoming, Hobbit-heavy issue of their film magazine, here's a better look at Sir Ian McKellen's slightly younger portrayal of Gandalf--a dash of color in his grey hair indicative of his incredibly employable mixture of experience and energy. Hire this wizard! Und... / Continue →
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