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'The Canyons' Trailer: Lindsay Lohan Returns To Grindhouse Fare, with a Porn Star?


Are Linday Lohan's Lifetime Original Movie and Scary Movie 5 cameo somehow going to be the less campy of her so-called comeback efforts? It sort of seems like it from this first look at Paul Schrader and writer Bret Easton Ellis's The Canyons, which for some reason takes the shape of a purposely kitschy, retro B-movie trailer. It's unclear if the final film will share that tone, but the fact Lohan's co-star is porn actor James Deen does kind of hint at as much. In other words, this miiiiiight not be the actress's big, respectable comeback. She'll probably have to do a Herbie sequel for that.

  • November 13, 2012
    Following last month's hugely-kitschy, grindhouse-style trailer for The Canyons, director Paul Schrader has now revealed that actually he can go way campier than that with a new trailer for the film, this one styled as '50s schlock that anachronistically stars Lindsay Lohan and... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2013
    Paul Schrader's The Canyons does not look very good. And it stars Lindsay Lohan and a porn star. Also, people have actually made a point of saying how bad it is. Nonetheless that movie is going to be in some theaters. Though it couldn't get into Sundance or SXSW, IFC has report... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2013
    ShamWow and SlapChop peddler Vince Offer is here to pitch us a new concept that doesn't sell itself quite as easily as a super-absorbant towelette: the hilarity of racism and homophobia! The pitchman has written and directed InAPPropriate Comedy, an ostensible comedy unabashedl... / Continue →
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