When New York City hero mayor Russell Crowe asks NYPD hero cop Mark Wahlberg to figure out who his wife is screwing around with, Wahlberg takes the job as an opportunity to show New York City hero solidarity, and maybe snap some photos of Catherine Zeta-Jones naked. He does the job and comes back with a name and his nudie shots, but when the guy from the photos ends up murdered, Wahlberg finds himself double-crossed and blackmailed, embroiled in a massive scandal that goes to the top of city hall. As mapped out in the lines of Wahlberg's ever-concerned expressions, it seems the town Crowe claims to have been fixing for now remains a BROKEN CITY. At least in terms of high-powered cuckold vengeance.
I'm pretty sure there's absolutely no way it would make any sense at all, but if somehow the man Wahlberg was photographing was, in fact, himself, then bravo, Broken City. Bravo.
Combining The Other Guys with any of Denzel Washington's films where he struts around looking serious with a handgun, 2 Guns stars Washington and Mark Wahlberg as two (2) guys, each armed with one (1) gun, who combined have multiple guns (2), and use those to rob a bank. That g... / Continue →
Michael Bay may have cut the "Teenage Mutant" part out of the Ninja Turtles, but not to turn his back completely on juvenile, chemically-manufactured freaks, he's brought us another trailer for Pain & Gain. In the film, Mark Wahlberg gets back to his roots in enthusiastic lunk ... / Continue →
Once again retired and ever too old for this shit, Bruce Willis nonetheless gets called back into the action of shooting guns in Red 2, as well as in every other Bruce Willis movie coming out this year. John Malkovich, Mary-Louise Parker, Helen Mirren, and Brian Cox also return... / Continue →