Casting Things: Lizard Man, 'Toddlers & Tiaras' Toddler, Franco and More
- Judging by photo evidence, it would seem Eric "The Lizardman" Sprague--a man who's earned minor celebrity by making himself look like a lizard/asshole--has some sort of part alongside Michael Fassbender and Natalie Portman in Terrence Malick's next film. So NOW who's made the terrible life decisions, huh? (via)
- Glenn Close, Brit Marling, and of course James Franco are reportedly attached to star in The Grace That Keeps This World, Terri director Azazel Jacobs' adaptation of the Tom Bailey novel about "a father and his sons as they prepare for the upcoming hunting season. Family conflicts arise when a rookie environmental cop begins an investigation of hunting violations that reveals a family divided by their life choices." That's right: a rookie environmental cop AND hunting violation investigations.
- Eden Wood--"star" of reality show Eden's World and one of the more famous of the little awfuls to spawn from the glittering womb of Toddlers & Tiaras--has broken into the acting world with a role in a remake of The Little Rascals from Beverly Hills Chihuahau 2 and Inspector Gadget 2 director Alex Zamm. Thankfully, it's just a straight-to-video thing, so we technically don't all have to kill ourselves.