Wolverine, Bond, and RoboCop: they're all near-invincible franchise heroes, they're all good at killing people, they've all been stuffed into a black suit (to varying degrees of fan acceptance), and they all have new movies on the way. But only one has a poster that may offend an entire island nation.
I mean, I get that Wolverine is going to be tearing shit up in Japan this time. But now that Godzilla is once again attacking American shores, it's not like the poster is him stomping up the U.S. flag. That would be pretty good, though. Then we could make stickers where Calvin is pissing on Godzilla.
Yup. That's him. James Bond.
Now that there's a photo of the full suit, spend today's Activity Time trying to figure out what exciting body part this is.
Hugh Jackman gets animated and mentally ill--squatting shirtless on a rooftop, in the rain, with a sword--in the new motion-poster for The Wolverine, embedded below. Also below: new posters for Pacific Rim, Haunting in Connecticut 2: Not Actually in Connecticut This Time, Jack ... / Continue →
From 20th Century Fox and the art class where you learn about ink washes, here's the new poster for The Wolverine. Just the artful image the sequel to X-Men Origins: Wolverine needs to advertise that it is hopefully nothing like X-Men Origins: Wolverine. ... / Continue →
Both long delayed while a bankrupt MGM got its shit together, an exciting new chapter of the Bond series and a disheartening new chapter of remaking everything from the '80s are coming to theaters this November with Skyfall and Red Dawn. The Skyfall Facebook and Yahoo have some... / Continue →