Ghosts are showing up in the XBox Kinect motion-tracking grid, AND THEY DON'T WANT TO JUST DANCE 3.
Picking up after the events of Paranormal Activity 2, the latest chapter in spooky hidden camera pranks begins with a possessed Katie being taken to a hospital and her equally-possessed nephew, Hunter, being left in the care of unfamiliar neighbors across the street, because Paranormal Child Protective Services is not a very thorough organization. Shortly after the kid arrives, weird things start happening, and it's thankfully all captured on webcam thanks to an inexplicable amount of self-documentation and the codependency of a teenage girl's Skyping boyfriend. Before you even ask: yes, the new Paranormal Activity's definition of "weird things" DOES include swaying chandeliers. It always includes swaying chandeliers.
The fourth Paranormal Activity film, just announced in January, is being rushed into theaters by October. Lucky for Paramount, it's pretty easy to throw one of these goddammers together, so they've already got a trailer to start promoting this thing.
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While recent allegations to A&E's Storage Wars have called into the question that show's hallowed narrative, they've meanwhile established storage lockers as a fertile ground for fiction too to thrive and grow behind a shuttered door and a Masterlock. As such, now there's Stora... / Continue →
Proudly touted as "from the producers of Paranormal Activity and Insidious," here's another tale of a suburban white family plagued by arbitrary, varyingly-spooky acts. The kitchen is a mess of stacks! Husband character is unresponsive and agape in the lawn! Kid is covered in b... / Continue →