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'Nymphomaniac' Adds Uncontrollable Sexuality of Christian Slater

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Nymphomaniac's nymphomaniac shall be born of the seed of Slater.

Variety reports Christian Slater, who is currently between short-lived series jobs, has signed on to join Lars von Trier's erotic drama, and will play father to the title character. He'll appear only in flashbacks, serving as (likely in some way sexually-abusive) father to young British model Stacy Martin, as the film is said to be framed around star Charlotte Gainsbourg recounting her "erotic journey from birth to the age of 50"--a hardcore tale of sexuality set to include Jamie Bell, Connie Nielsen, Shia LaBeouf, and, rumor has it, actual intercourse. That's right: raw sex AND Slater; that taboo combination Broken Arrow only dared to heavily imply.

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