Raising a couple of girls: it's tough! Huh, parents? Especially when the girls are adopted feral children found in an old cabin, huh, parents? And, parents, isn't it exhausting how the girls' biological mother keeps showing up, and she's a web-fingered living corpse that crawls around on all fours? Huh? Parents? With all that in mind, here's the trailer for Mama, starring Lawless's Jessica Chastain and Jaime Lannister from Game of Thrones. Not since probably The Others has such a mediocre haunted house film spawned from such a rock-solid sitcom premise (think Everybody Love Raymond's Doris Roberts as Mama).
"I'm here to visit! AGAIN!" [Audience hoots, applauds with approval]
While recent allegations to A&E's Storage Wars have called into the question that show's hallowed narrative, they've meanwhile established storage lockers as a fertile ground for fiction too to thrive and grow behind a shuttered door and a Masterlock. As such, now there's Stora... / Continue →
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Proudly touted as "from the producers of Paranormal Activity and Insidious," here's another tale of a suburban white family plagued by arbitrary, varyingly-spooky acts. The kitchen is a mess of stacks! Husband character is unresponsive and agape in the lawn! Kid is covered in b... / Continue →