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First Look Inside Darren Aronofsky's 'Noah' Ark Reveals So Many Snakes


"And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark. And with the snakes, I'm not expecting you to sort those or anything. You can just toss them in a pile or whatever's easiest for you. Who gives a shit, really? They're basically just stupid tubes that bite."

- God


  • July 12, 2012
    If you're making a film about Noah's ark, you're either going to need a lot of green screen or a lot of gopher wood. For his upcoming Noah, director Darren Aronofsky seems to be going with the latter, tweeting the above photo and mentioning Genesis 6:14 ("Make thee an ark of go... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2012
    From USA Today, here's a first look at Russell Crowe as he'll appear in Darren Aronofsky's Noah. See, whenever I'd read through the Book of Genesis, I'd always pictured Noah as more like Russell Crowe from Virtuosity, but I guess this works too.... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2012
    British all-around tough guy Ray Winstone has been offered the chance to star opposite Russell Crowe in Noah, Darren Aronofsky's adaptation of the popular nursery mural in which two giraffes and and a couple elephants are getting on a boat with a bearded man.... / Continue →
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