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'Zero Dark Thirty' Trailer: The Hunt for Bourne Laden

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If the point of this teaser is to make one of the worst terrorist criminals in history seem like some kind of cool new Bourne character, congratulations, Kathryn Bigelow. Jeremy Renner can GTFO and make way for Osama bin Laden:

It's going to be one hell of a setpiece when bin Laden cruises down some steps in that awesome Lamborghini. I guess?

  • December 14, 2012
    Coming off a Best Picture win from the New York Film Critics Circle and several Golden Globes nominations, Kathryn Bigelow's Zero Dark Thirty has a new trailer that, like the surface of a classroom desk, some kids have taken the liberty of adding some Metallica to. The hunt for... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2012
    As the dads of the world will jest in unison, pulling out a line they haven't used since Titanic, you already know how it ends, but the Bin Laden film Zero Dark Thirty is intended more to look at the "how." Director Kathryn Bigelow spent years researching, and supposedly got ac... / Continue →
  • September 14, 2012
    Raising a couple of girls: it's tough! Huh, parents? Especially when the girls are adopted feral children found in an old cabin, huh, parents? And, parents, isn't it exhausting how the girls' biological mother keeps showing up, and she's a web-fingered living corpse that crawls... / Continue →
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