'Zero Dark Thirty' Trailer: The Hunt for Bourne Laden
If the point of this teaser is to make one of the worst terrorist criminals in history seem like some kind of cool new Bourne character, congratulations, Kathryn Bigelow. Jeremy Renner can GTFO and make way for Osama bin Laden:
It's going to be one hell of a setpiece when bin Laden cruises down some steps in that awesome Lamborghini. I guess?