Terry Crews To Add His Screaming to 'Scary Movie 5', Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan To Immediately Die
Because the Scary Movie franchise doesn't believe you can ever go too big, except in the case of casting for the midget-throwing gag, the variously-oversized presence of Expendables star Terry Crews has been added to Malcolm Lee's upcoming Scary Movie sequel--a film that will reportedly see Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan die in the first scene (spoiler!).
News of Crews's casting comes from the man himself, who recently spoke to BlackFilm and revealed he "will also be in Scary Movie 5," returning to a Wayans invention for the first time since White Chicks.
It's not yet clear what role/reference Crews has been offered, but it seems unlikely he'll be running into co-stars Lindsay Lohan or Charlie Sheen; it has now been revealed that the two late night monologue subjects will follow in the vast footsteps of Shaq and others by dying in an opening scene--though, as you can see in the clip below, this will be Sheen's second time showing up in a Scary Movie sequel just to immediately die. Winning! (In terms of Scary Movie cameo death count.)
