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'Taken' with a Real Dad

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If you ever travel to Paris and get kidnapped by an Albanian human trafficking ring, and your father is not Liam Neeson, this is what is going to happen to you. I'm sorry.

If your father is Liam Neeson, the good news is you will be saved, but pretty much the same shit is going to happen a few months later. There's no winning with your dad when it comes to Albanian human trafficking rings.

(Thanks, manolosomething)

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