'Expendables 2' Finally Recognized as Powerful Religious Allegory It Is
Now that Chuck Norris's Christ-loving will has been defied with an R rating, The Expendables 2 team is really going after his unforgiving wrath now with this The Last Supper parody depicting Sylvester Stallone as a weapons-loving messiah (that's a bowl of bullets he's about to consume) and the rest of the team--Norris included--as his waxy-looking apostles. Try not to sweat it, Chuck; if God is going to judge you for blasphemy, he's already got you on that time you used Native American spirit power to turn into a bear:
"But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, and all these muscley old guys from action movies, and that kid from The Hunger Games, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire ... / Continue →
In the full Expendables 2 trailer, the worn form of Arnold Schwarzenegger leans out of some burning wreckage and, cigar in hand, shouts "I'M BACK" pretty much directly at the camera. If that was slightly too subtle an Arnold back-catalogue reference for anyone, here's just the ... / Continue →
Confirming what Chuck Norris yesterday said regarding Expendables 2--a movie ostensibly about a bunch of burly action heroes brutally murdering ten times their weight in nameless villains--being a film "kids can go see," Sylvester Stallone has written in to AICN's Harry Knowles... / Continue →
