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Brendan Fraser Would Rather Murderers NOT Murder His Children

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When his kids are confronted by "a pair of murderers," Brendan Fraser will tell these murderers, "NO, murderers. Do NOT murder my children."

He'll reportedly take this daring anti-murdering-his-offspring stance in Split Decision, an upcoming action-thriller from Damian Lee, whose last film was a straight-to-video Cuba Gooding Jr.-Christian Slater vehicle. The plot involves Fraser's kids witnessing a violent wilderness altercation--one that, for once, does not involve wild animals--that leaves them the sole witnesses to a murder committed by two brothers who naturally hope to silence the children... THEIR way. And "their way" is by murdering, because they are murderers. Meanwhile, Papa Fraser, as I said, does NOT want his children murdered, so he sets out to rescue his kids before they're killed dead.

Production is expected to begin shortly in Ontario, with Fraser also coming on to produce, because he cares about letting fathers know not to let their kids get murdered by murderers.

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