Spy Kids star Alexa Vega is re-teaming with with director Robert Rodriguez for Machete Kills, and, inciting many excited "ALL GROWN UP" cries, she today posted this Instagram photo of herself in as much costume as she'll be wearing in the film. Guess this means Sin City's "Bruce Willis raises little girl only to see her sexually objectified" plot was more lustful fantasy fulfillment than previously thought.
Rodriguez's Machete sequel is currently in production with stars Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Charlie Sheen, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, and Mel Gibson--all of whom are also ALL GROWN UP, though to drastically varying sexy connotations.
With yesterday's photo from Machete Kills revealing just how eager Robert Rodriguez is to show off his former Spy Kids star's well-developed body, the director today is distracting us from how that's sort of gross with the tweeted news he "just finished working with @LadyGaga o... / Continue →
For those who remain strangely unaroused by the erotic bellowing of Mel Gibson, Robert Rodriguez will offer up a few more-traditional beauties in his upcoming Machete sequel.... / Continue →
Mistaking Mel Gibson's recent battle cry, "Who wants to eat?! Who the fuck wants to eat?! Go have something to eat! Hurrrrraaaaayyyyyy!", as an enthusiastic hunger to redeem himself in the public spotlight, Robert Rodriguez has reportedly closed a deal for Gibson to appear in t... / Continue →