Yesterday's Cloud Atlas trailer premiere brought with it a deluge of Hanks, providing far too much everyman likability for the human brain to absorb all at once. Let's slow it down and breathe in these many newly-discovered Hanks species one at a time.
Tattoo-Face Hanks - The only Hanks daring enough to permanently disqualify himself from ever having a real job. Fuck the man.
Tattoo-Face Hanks (Injured) - Flick his chest panel to reveal Drug Rug Battle Damage™.
Nuclear Scientist Hanks - Hanks harnesses the power of the atom to fuse himself with Carl Sagan and Matt Damon's The Informant. For science.
The upcoming adaptation of David Mitchell's Cloud Atlas takes on the epic tale by dividing writing and directing duties between Tom Tykwer and the Wachowskis and tasking stars Tom Hanks, Halle Berry, Hugh Grant, Jim Broadbent, Ben Whishaw, and others with multiple roles and for... / Continue →
We've already taken a disturbingly long gaze at the many Tom Hanks variants of Cloud Atlas. Now, thanks to some banners on the film's Facebook, we're getting a closer look at some of the other actors in their many costumes, and according the captions there: the Puerto Rican Kat... / Continue →
There's already a near-six-minute trailer for Tom Tykwer and the Wachowskis' Cloud Atlas, but that obviously won't do for theaters, where such a length would cut into time reserved for Sprint ads and shoddy CGI roller coaster adventures. So now there's this standard, two-and-a-... / Continue →