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'Taken' Father's Day Card Chokes Out All Shoebox Greetings

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In celebration of the upcoming holiday and the unending murder spree of Liam Neeson, Fox has apparently been sending around a Taken 2-themed Father's Day card. ComingSoon got their hands on one, and it is pretty good. Here's the inside:

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Warner Bros. must be kicking themselves for not doing a "Release the Kraken, and Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. Day" card.

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