New 'Total Recall' Trailer Assures 8th Graders There's Still a Three-Boobed Lady
The new Total Recall lacks the original film's sharp satirical angle, and the manic glares of Arnold Schwarzenegger have been overlaid with Colin Farrell's permanently-concerned eyebrows, but director Len Wiseman has been careful to maintain at least three elements in his remake. Kate Beckinsale's husband really cares about extraneous breast integrity.
"She has three breasts, huh? That's the one with the three breasts. [Lustful sigh.]" - A. Schwarzenegger
As promised last week by a preview for a preview, here's the full-length trailer for Len Wiseman's Total Recall remake.
This time Colin Farrell is in the lead role, playing a man whose dissatisfaction with his life leads him to harass people at bars, asking fellow drunks if th... / Continue →
Appearing on Ellen, Total Recall's Kate Beckinsale debuted her upcoming film's first clip, in which she tries to hug Colin Farrell to death. Farrell, meanwhile, appears to audition for the part of pervy teenage neighbor knowingly milking sympathy to cop a feel. Sony is gambling... / Continue →
While yesterday's news of Colin Farrell playing Lancelot made abundantly clear that the star of Phone Booth is our new Richard Gere, let's now forget he is also definitely our new Arnold Schwarzenegger (since Fright Night, he is officially our new Chris Sarandon, too). As a rem... / Continue →
