May 'Chuck Norris: The Movie' Be Society's Final Word on Chuck Norris
I, like most people outside of possibly Mike Huckabee, have grown pretty tired of Chuck Norris facts, Chuck Norris opinions, and Chuck Norris showing up on TV every Sunday afternoon to help Christie Brinkley sell me a Total Gym. That said, this collection of Chuck Norris movies amalgamated into a single, hairy mass of Norris is probably one of our best things.
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Actually, I take that back about that being the final word on Chuck Norris. First, we, as a society, should probably spent at least a little more time discussing how Chuck Norris had that movie where he transformed into a bear.
This week, everyone make a conscious effort to mention how that happened. Or at least do some exaggerated comic screaming in reaction to it.
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