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Four 'Monsters University' Teasers: Pick Your Favorite Billy Crystal Utterance

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Disney•Pixar has today released four variant trailers for Monsters University, the Monsters, Inc. prequel that will reveal Mike and Sulley's lives as idealistic young college monsters, before they got all corporate, man. The reason for such a cornucopia of teasers? Because BILLY CRYSTAL IS A FUCKING PRO. From ComingSoon, THE MAN DOES NOT GIVE A BAD TAKE:

"Billy Crystal's an amazing comedic actor," remarks Dan Scanlon, the film's director. "He gave us so much fun material, we decided to cut four slightly different versions of the trailer. We are so happy to have him back as Mike!"

One day, as we look to a holographic Billy Crystal to step in and host the Oscars for a holographic Eddie Murphy, we'll look back on this day with deep regret as we realize how frivolously we spent the precious riches that are our pre-recorded Billy Crystal quips. But for now, live in the moment; watch some trailers:

  • February 11, 2013
    Monsters become fully-accredited "scarers"; Mike and Sulley become best friends; Billy Crystal at last becomes the college student he envisions every time his skin is pulled tauter; all in this new trailer for Disney•Pixar's Monsters, Inc. prequel, Monsters University. Have a l... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2013
    Like a normal university recruitment video, but now with monsters! College isn't just for unrealistically-diverse human friends wearing a university's many branded sweatshirt designs anymore. It's also for Billy Crystal movies.... / Continue →
  • March 8, 2011
    Japan sure is weird if you're American, and are also a tow truck voiced by the voice Larry the Cable Guy, am I right, Larry the Cable Guy the Tow Truck? YES, he responds in this new Cars 2 trailer, using that voice he affects to let me know he probably drinks too many Budweiser... / Continue →
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