First 'Expendables' Spot Goes Expectedly Understated
In the full Expendables 2 trailer, the worn form of Arnold Schwarzenegger leans out of some burning wreckage and, cigar in hand, shouts "I'M BACK" pretty much directly at the camera. If that was slightly too subtle an Arnold back-catalogue reference for anyone, here's just the minute-long TV spot for you. Arnold was terminated! I get it!
Keep an eye out for the forthcoming second TV spot, which consists of just a monologue of Arnold saying, "It's judgement day! Also, it's the sixth day and the end of days, and as I totally recall, I'm the last action hero here to jingle all the way, no true lies, there's gonna be some collateral damage! Chill, bird brain! I was in Predator!"
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Yeah, yeah, fine, you've got a ton of great and once-great action stars. But can I get a closer look at Bruce Willis's face there?
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Nice try, Sylvester Stallone. I'm sure you'd like us all to believe this promotional trailer is for an actual movie that you're supposedly making. But I know a viral video that compiles every clichéd '80s action movie scene ever made into a fake trailer when I see one, and this... / Continue →
