Terry Crews Will Shout at You About 'Expendables 2'

Half-mocking the "trailers for trailers" trend and half yielding to it, this first sort-of-teaser for Expendables 2 only reveals a few explosions before promising a longer preview arriving on Thursday. As implied by the above title and still, this promise is made via Terry Crews standing in front of a logo and shouting. The utility of all the shouting and standing-in-front-of-a-logo skills gleaned over various Old Spice commercials and Are We There Yet? promos has at last been established. We did it.
As foretold by Terry Crews screaming at us, the first trailer for The Expendables 2 has arrived to rip the door off your skull and fill it with as much weaponry and garbled, indiscernible pith as can be squeezed into three minutes. It has a lot of explosions, Jean-Claude Van Da... / Continue →
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Those skeptical that such career-height giants as Jean-Claude Van Damme and Chuck Norris would ever agree to share the spotlight today eat their words, as there are now actual photos of both noted jumpkickers on the Bulgarian set of The Expendables 2. Above, JCVD playfully ligh... / Continue →

