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May 1, 2012 / alec baldwin, catherine zeta-jones, malin akerman, music, rock of ages, soundtrack, tom cruise

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Curious how the Rock of Ages movie soundtrack will improve your collection of Tom Cruise ballads? It will improve it greatly! If that's something you're looking to do. According to EW, the jukebox musical's official soundtrack will feature Cruise's thetan meat body attempting covers of hits by Guns N' Roses, Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, Foreigner, and more. It will also have an REO Speedwagon duet between Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand, so look for that as a bizarre flashback scene in a future episode of 30 Rock. See the full track listing below, and buy the album on June 5 to turn your iPod into a game of Russian roulette that could, at any time, present you with Tom Cruise's disquieting request to be covered in sugar.

1. "Paradise City" - Tom Cruise
2. "Sister Christian" / "Just Like Paradise" / "Nothin' But A Good Time" - Julianne Hough, Diego Boneta, Russell Brand, Alec Baldwin
3. "Juke Box Hero" / "I Love Rock 'n' Roll" - Diego Boneta, Alec Baldwin, Russell Brand, Julianne Hough
4. "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" - Catherine Zeta-Jones
5. "Waiting For A Girl Like You" - Diego Boneta, Julianne Hough
6. "More Than Words" / "Heaven" - Julianne Hough, Diego Boneta
7. "Wanted Dead Or Alive" - Tom Cruise, Julianne Hough
8. "I Want To Know What Love Is" - Tom Cruise, Malin Akerman
9. "I Wanna Rock" - Diego Boneta
10. "Pour Some Sugar On Me" - Tom Cruise
11. "Harden My Heart" - Julianne Hough, Mary J. Blige
12. "Shadows of the Night" / "Harden My Heart" - Mary J. Blige, Julianne Hough
13. "Here I Go Again" - Diego Boneta, Paul Giamatti, Julianne Hough, Mary J. Blige, Tom Cruise,
14. "Can't Fight This Feeling" - Russell Brand, Alec Baldwin
15. "Any Way You Want It" - Mary J. Blige, Constantine Maroulis, Julianne Hough
16. "Undercover Love" - Diego Boneta
17. "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" - Julianne Hough, Diego Boneta, Tom Cruise, Mary J. Blige
18. "Rock You Like A Hurricane" - Julianne Hough, Tom Cruise
19. "We Built This City" / "We're Not Gonna Take It" - Russell Brand / Catherine Zeta-Jones
20. "Don't Stop Believin'"- Julianne Hough, Diego Boneta, Tom Cruise, Alec Baldwin, Russell Brand, Mary J. Blige

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