'Piranhaconda' Is SyFy's Latest Stupid Combination of Giant Animals Biting Things
It may also be the low point of Michael Madsen's career--and the guy averages like a dozen movies you've never heard of a year, so that's really saying something. And the fact that he seems to have a co-writing credit at the end of the trailer isn't helping him nor the line, "Somethin' big; somethin' bad; somethin' that likes to eat people." Spoiler: turns out it's an anaconda with a piranha head.
Because just a snake that big wouldn't be enough of a threat. This one has more teeth.
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Roger Corman--or another, less notable low budget filmmaker who equally considers SyFy Channel airings to be a legitimate means of film distribution--never lets us down with inventing a new match-up of unconvincing CGI abominations at least once a season. We still have a little... / Continue →
Piranhaconda! Perhaps the most deadly foe, and definitely the most clever portmanteau, to date. I can't wait to watch Michael Madsen and Rachel Hunter fight him (because they have decided they're doing that). But wasn't this guy in Monster Squad?
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SyFy's utter lack of shame has produced yet another [giant animal] vs. [giant animal] made-for-TV film, and my utter lack of dignity has, once again, left me covering their efforts. How could I not? This one is the cross-over event between Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus and Mega ... / Continue →
