'Madea's Witness Protection' Finally Produces Something To Decorate Our Homes
Wait, isn't Madea's Witness Protection about Eugene Levy going to the South, not Madea going to New York? Yes, confirms Tyler Perry's official synopsis, but you can shut your mouth, because someone down at Lionsgate just realized it might be funnier sold as sort of a cross-dressing take on The Smurfs or Crocodile Dundee, so now it's that for this first poster for the film. We can only pray this misleading ad will not endanger a future in which Tyler Perry's Madea Takes Manhattan. Hallelujer.
Madea is the true Freedom Tower. I'm pretty sure that's what you're supposed to get out of this.
When Eugene Levy unwitting money laundering turns him into a witness against the mob, the state knows he "can't go into one of our regular safe houses," because that wouldn't lead to side-splitting laughs. "What are you suggesting?" Tyler Perry (lawyer variant) asks, still play... / Continue →
Eugene Levy's promise to always show up as Eugene Levy whenever asked now extends into Tyler Perry's Madea franchise. The actor and masochistic American Pie torchbearer has signed on to star in Madea's Witness Protection, in which he'll play the timely role of an investment com... / Continue →
"Ha-ha-HA! Look at me, baby! Madea's witness protection! Y'all ain't ready, honey! You ain't ready, dammit!" Adding one final flourish of maniacal laughter, so Madea introduces apparently-unprepared audiences to the fact that--exonerated of the prior crimes that incarcerated he... / Continue →
