'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter' Red-Band Trailer: Abe Now in Bloodier, More Gratuitously-3D Axe Battles
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter will probably not be a very good movie. It is, however, a very 3D movie, and the makers of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter want you to know that with this latest, CGI-bloodiest trailer, which features many gratuitous shots of whips, axes, guns, and hands flying at the screen in thrilling(?) three-dimensions (if you were to be wearing special glasses).
I can't wait to see this again when someone finally puts together a "there's a war coming" supercut.
If Osombie seemed slightly too lowbrow for your taste, but you still want to be there when the historical-fiction genre collapses in on itself, give this trailer for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter a go. In the Tim Burton-produced, Timur Bekmambetov-directed film, Benjamin Walk... / Continue →
While Lincoln is the Abraham Lincoln film stealing most of the spotlight thanks to the involvement of Steven Spielberg and lack of a fictionalized vampire-killin' storyline, the one that will next arrive in theaters is Timur Bekmambetov's Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. We've ... / Continue →
Yet another Lincoln film has overlooked Liam Neeson.
Benjamin Walker, the actor known mostly for Broadway's Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson and for nearly being a blue fur-covered X-Man, has signed to star in the title role of Timur Bekmambetov's adaptation of Abraham Lincoln: Va... / Continue →
