May 6, 2012 - May 12, 2012 Archives
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Just in case you still need one more incredulous gaze from Tom Hardy to convince you to see The Dark Knight Rises, or one more Instagram photo of Peter Parker to get you to pay for The Amazing Spider-Man, here are those things, along with some other new photos and posters from ... / Continue →
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Though there's still another full year before the Smurfs sequel wows us with Neil Patrick Harris's many new reactions to CGI mischief, already Sony is confident enough we'll pay for it that they've started work on Smurfs 3. Also, the long-rumored CGI-meets-live-action Paddingto... / Continue →
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For Mother's Day, here's Flavorwire's compilation of sage, motherly advice from television moms who your actual mom has mostly never heard of. Now I don't have to post the trailer for Big Momma's House 2.... / Continue →
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For those left with any Back to the Future-related questions even after Robert Zemeckis's exhaustive pitch meeting, here are some answers in some pretty cool forms. Firstly: a stylish Back to the Future series timeline designed by Mushir Hoda. I'm not sure this trail of thick ... / Continue →
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Those noble citizens who actually bother to leave the house and pay money for movies on disc will soon be rewarded with longer, more plentiful, more garish government-mandated anti-piracy warnings. These guys are really serious about unauthorized reproduction or distribution, o... / Continue →
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A petulant man-child shouting at and/or physically fighting another grown man is the hallmark of a true Will Ferrell comedy. It is to him what having a beautiful spouse and the laid-back appearance of perpetually, blearily staggering from a dorm room to the showers is to an Ada... / Continue →
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Like seemingly every hugely-esteemed, pioneering director who's getting up there in years, Jean-Luc Godard is way more into 3D than anyone else you know.... / Continue →
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With the Scary Movie 5 team already tending to the long-delayed duty of ribbing Black Swan, prolific, mushy-skulled parodists Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are devoting their efforts to the more pressing task of lazily assembling some Hunger Games references into something ... / Continue →
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With Knight & Day sparking a still-unconfirmed demand for Cameron Diaz action-comedies, Exclusive Media has cast the What Happens in Vegas co-star as the lead in Agent: Century 21.... / Continue →
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It's like everyone is suddenly skittish about being portrayed as a cruel owner of tortured human beings.... / Continue →
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Threatening Brad Pitt's dominance as most cartoonishly-handsome peripheral baseball entity, Jon Hamm is attached to star in Million Dollar Arm, a film about the sports agent who scouted the first pro baseball talent to hail from India.... / Continue →
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It involves heavy drinking and saving humankind. / Continue →
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Featuring the various growls and old-fashioney tough-guy voices of Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn, Josh Brolin, Michael Peña, Anthony Mackie, Nick Nolte, Robert Patrick, and more (seemingly anyone who would put on a mustache and/or fedora, plus Emma Stone, to look good), Ruben Fleisch... / Continue →
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As we all know, sometimes a man is found guilty of a crime and later declared innocent, and convicted sexual offender wanted by the U.S. government Roman Polanski would like to now remind everyone of that with a new political thriller titled D.... / Continue →
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Wait, isn't Madea's Witness Protection about Eugene Levy going to the South, not Madea going to New York? Yes, confirms Tyler Perry's official synopsis, but you can shut your mouth, because someone down at Lionsgate just realized it might be funnier sold as sort of a cross-dres... / Continue →
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Because ABC Family's 10 Things I Hate About You television series went over such a storm, director Gil Junger has decided it's time to once again make a spin-off of the biggest success of his career. And this time it will involve suicide, AS WE DEMANDED.... / Continue →
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It may also be the low point of Michael Madsen's career--and the guy averages like a dozen movies you've never heard of a year, so that's really saying something. And the fact that he seems to have a co-writing credit at the end of the trailer isn't helping him nor the line, "S... / Continue →
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Remember how the suddenly-ubiquitous Jessica Chastain was all set to play "a sexy scientist every bit as smart as Tony Stark" in Iron Man 3? Well, forget that. Now The Town's Rebecca Hall will be sexy and also a scientist who is every bit as smart as Tony Stark.... / Continue →
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The company behind The Lorax has decided it's time to make a Clifford without the involvement of a juvenile Martin Short.... / Continue →
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Combining the shoddy construction of Bluth model homes with the rigid assembly of interlocking Danish bricks, Matt De Lanoy has put together the entire main cast, home, and stair car of Arrested Development out of Legos. Obviously this is great, and all of us right now want to ... / Continue →
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Though it's described as Walt Disney's Taxi Driver, really this edit from Bryan Boyce is less Disney's take than a look at a bizarre, alternate-universe Travis Bickle whose psychoses have manifested themselves through Disney obsession, somehow making his actions seem that much ... / Continue →
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- Someone said, "Let's put Juliette Lewis in a remake of the Fellini classic Nights of Cabiria," and someone else said, "Yup, let's certainly do that." - Having been asked to be in Wild Side, Nicolas Cage will do that, starring opposite Juno Temple as a killer chasing down the... / Continue →
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Watch out, Darren Aronofsky, your 2010 psycho-sexual thriller is totally about get parodied yet again--SCARY MOVIE STYLE (surprisingly, this does not mean with Anna Faris).... / Continue →
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Are interview clips of a mentally ill man shouting about cows and, at various occasions, almost vomiting really considered "bloopers"? Without Dick Clark's youthful eyes watching our blooper and practical joke standards, yes they are, as this "blooper reel" for the upcoming hor... / Continue →
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A brief scene in The Avengers has in seconds done what it would take a man in a falafel costume weeks of street corner dancing to accomplish, reportedly boosting sales of certain Middle Eastern cuisine by 80%. Details below, in case you don't want to spoil what goes in Thor's b... / Continue →
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Directed by and starring Ben Affleck, looking as much like a remorseless date rapist as he has since Extract, Argo dramatizes the true story of the "Canadian Caper," when six U.S. diplomats caught in the Iran hostage crisis were smuggled out under the guise of being crew for a ... / Continue →
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Well, if you didn't hear, today has started poorly with the news legendary children's book author Maurice Sendak has died at 83, due to complications from a recent stroke. I'll leave it to The New York Times for the full obituary, but I thought we might remember the illustratio... / Continue →
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When a line has been said by a fat, female Eddie Murphy, Michael J. Fox's voice coming out of a weary dog, and at least 100 other movie characters, it's probably time to retire that line. So watch this montage of "you just don't get it, do you" utterances, then let's never writ... / Continue →
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If you thought the last trailer was lacking in anal fisting, here's one with more anal fisting, and sorry about not the last one not having anal fisting. Blame the MPAA and their hatred of assplay.... / Continue →
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This image is perfect. Except that they aren't doing the arm-wrestling handshake. Guy in Predator Suit is going to be regretting not doing that till the day he asphyxiates in his Predator suit.... / Continue →
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Here are the first set of campaign ads from The Campaign, an aptly-named comedy about the congressional runs of rival candidates played by Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis. As we maybe could have predicted from the talent involved, Ferrell's political character is basically a... / Continue →
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If you ever suggested the 1989 Jean-Claude Van Damme film "Kickboxer" should just be called "Boxer," prepare to feel like an idiot for four minutes and 52 seconds.... / Continue →
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Though Marvel's system of slickly-polished uniformity has clearly worked well so far for their films--as suggested by their taking all of our moneys this weekend--the studio still seems surprisingly game for upsetting their pattern with some surely more distinctly auteur-styled... / Continue →
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I don't know who Maxwell Ulin is, but we might as well just name him student body president right now. He somehow has the official endorsement of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman:... / Continue →
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He conquered Mariana Trench; he fixed the scientific inaccuracies of his Celine Dion music video; he executive produced Sanctum; and now, all those distractions out of the way, James Cameron is at last ready to devote all his fatherly love the cerulean baby he rebirthed back in... / Continue →
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For those who remain strangely unaroused by the erotic bellowing of Mel Gibson, Robert Rodriguez will offer up a few more-traditional beauties in his upcoming Machete sequel.... / Continue →
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Your weekend box office: 1. The Avengers - $200.3 million, easily besting the final Glasses Wizard's $169.2 million opening film to pull in the biggest weekend of all time--mostly thanks to an massive, film-spanning marketing campaign all building to the big reveal that the en... / Continue →
