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New 'Hotel Transylvania' Trailer Comes Clogged with Fecal Jokes

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The first teaser trailer for Hotel Transylvania did a good job assuring everyone that Adam Sandler and friends would pal around vocally just as readily as they pal around in person for any number of Grown Ups films. But, as lovers of scatological humor surely noticed, it did not contain any of the jokes about shit one demands given the combined shit-joke likelihood of an Adam Sandler film and a CGI comedy. Where are the jokes reminding us how funny poop is??? Oh, here's one:

Fecal God as my witness, someone will wipe their ass with Mummy's wrappings. And that will be laughed at, because, haha, poop!

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