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Mel Gibson Really Will Be in 'Machete Kills'


Mistaking Mel Gibson's recent battle cry, "Who wants to eat?! Who the fuck wants to eat?! Go have something to eat! Hurrrrraaaaayyyyyy!", as an enthusiastic hunger to redeem himself in the public spotlight, Robert Rodriguez has reportedly closed a deal for Gibson to appear in the upcoming Machete sequel, Machete Kills.

News of Gibson's possible involvement first sprang up over a week ago, but that was before Gibson's most recent fuck-laden tirade reaffirmed his status as both a liability and madman who should probably not be allowed in human society. That fact apparently has not mattered to Rodriguez, and maybe even encouraged the casting, seeing as how he cast Lindsay Lohan in the first Machete just to get everyone remember, "Hey, remember how she was someone then fell apart into hilarious tragedy? Here she is in a purposely cheesy movie!"

Michelle Williams was also reportedly being considered for a role back when Gibson first was, but it's still not clear if she will be joining. It's fully possible her participation may now depend on if she's comfortable working with ol' Mel, and whether or not Gibson thinks Williams, too, is a "filthy little cocksucker (just like every motherfucker)!"

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