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'Bel Ami' Trailer: Robert Pattinson Alternately Scowls and Smirks His Way Through Paris's Wives

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The Twilight series has Robert Pattinson well trained in the arts of scowling and smirking. "Grrr, I'm a vampire," he scowls! "Now I'm happy I'm marrying my high school girlfriend," he smirks! Both skills come in handy for Bel Ami, the Declan Donnellan and Nick Ormerod-directed film that sees Bobby Patts lustfully smirking and scowling his way around 19th century Paris. Here's the trailer for that film. Smirk/scowl spoiler: When Pattinson is smirking, it's usually because he's going to have sex with an actress whose last film he can't remember (Christina Ricci, Uma Thurman, Kristin Scott Thomas). And when he's scowling, it's likely because Chief O'Brien just told him, "Hey, asshole vampire! Stop having sex with all our once-relevant wives!"

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