April 15, 2012 - April 21, 2012 Archives
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Guy Pearce's fake TED talk as a genius in the field of synthetic humanoids apparently has him sought after in the field of fictional bio-electronics. Now he's going to do something like that in Iron Man 3.... / Continue →
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Pitbull's "Back in Time"--the sample-heavy, subtext-free Men in Black III theme in which Pitbull (and by extension, though his silence, Will Smith) boldly but tastefully declared he "don't give a number two"--now has a music video. It is not a very good music video, as it is mo... / Continue →
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Mark Wahlberg is reportedly in talks to replace Hugh Jackman in Avon Man, the 20th Century Fox comedy set to tear down gender barriers by casting a man as a skincare salesman that LOL a boy is selling Avon and that's a girl's job, silly!... / Continue →
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For those concerned that Wes Anderson's Moonrise Kingdom will not be acceptably Andersonian, here are some clips filled with all the deadpan wit, balanced compositions, assertive women vs buffoonish men, and so on that we've come to demand from the Anderson brand. Phew! Bob Bal... / Continue →
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Ever wonder what Law & Order: SVU would be like less hokey, in French, and without either court scenes or the pedophile-judging scowl of Ice-T? Well, here's that, sort of. It's Polisse, the 2011 Cannes Jury Winner that follows the drama around the Paris police department's chil... / Continue →
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After a week-and-a-half of consideration, Lionsgate has decided the director of Water for Elephants is the man to helm their next big film about child-on-child homicide.... / Continue →
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As little faith as I have in Battleship, I really don't want to ruin it for anyone any more than I want to ruin a drinking buddy's birthday wish. So if you do not want to spoil what the aliens look like before you see them fight boats, please do not click ahead to the following... / Continue →
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From across mankind's internet--specifically, across IGN, HeyUGuys, CloneWeb, /Film, JoBlo, Collider, ComingSoon, and Yahoo--here is the full set of character posters for the summer's most anticipated militant action figure movie, G.I. Joe: Retaliation. All your favorites are h... / Continue →
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Blending the make-your-own-girlfriend fantasy of Weird Science, the what-you-write-comes-true aspect of Delirious, and a generous helping of Manic Pixie Dream Girl into a bittersweet cocktail, Jonathan Dayton and Valerie Faris's long-awaited follow-up to Little Miss Sunshine se... / Continue →
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Recent commentary on cocksucking whores may end up costing Mel Gibson his rumored opportunity to work with Robert Rodriguez, but there will at least be another, less diatribe-prone damaged brain on the set of one of Rodriguez's films.... / Continue →
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A full trailer for Cosmopolis is here, and it would seem to confirm what the first teaser trailer only strongly hinted at: that David Cronenberg, finally free of Viggo Mortensen's stifling grasp, has returned to form as a near-hyperbolic version of himself. After tossing Twilig... / Continue →
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Here's the first trailer for Steven Soderbergh's Magic Mike, a fantastical film that stars Channing Tatum as a man capable of wielding the sorcery of taking his shirt off. Loosely based on Tatum's own experiences in the days before becoming an adequate lead in mawkish romances,... / Continue →
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Made by Trunk Animation's Rok Predin, Inside is a charming, children's book-like animated short that, according to the director, "lets the viewer ponder the traditional relationship between internal and external space while being a very visually pleasing film." I don't know wha... / Continue →
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Lars von Trier and Donald Duck: They're both often difficult to fully understand. They've both feigned Nazism for laughs. So, really, it only makes sense for von Trier to be the one directing the inevitable live-action take on Disney's quick-tempered, anthropomorphic duck sailo... / Continue →
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Everyone wonder what Hannibal Lecter would look like with the flesh mask of someone notable loosely draped over his face? Well, here you go. Realizing that costume photos would have eventually leaked through the Hitchcock Adventures action figure line or something anyway, Fox S... / Continue →
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Robert De Niro and Michael Douglas are pooling their comedic talents, and--despite public hunger for the "what if?" scenario--it is not for a Fockers/The In-Laws crossover event.... / Continue →
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Legendary producer, host, master of easygoing good grooming Dick Clark died today of a "massive heart attack" at age 82.... / Continue →
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Well, according to the guy who made it, it's actually every "double-0" save for three that were too unintelligible due to background sounds. You won't even miss them, though. The 193 double-0s is more than enough to make you wish it would stop.... / Continue →
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So long as Will Smith remains more popular than consistently deliberate aesthetic choices, and Françoise Hardy less listened-to than any theme bearing the Pitbull name, Wes Anderson's Moonrise Kingdom has little hope of competing against fellow May 25 release Men in Black III. ... / Continue →
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'Battleship' Clip in Which Brooklyn Decker Orders Burrito, Dudes Wax Earnestly About Birthday WishesBattleship promos have so far focused mostly on showing off how many Transformers are in the film (there are several!), so here's a clip to highlight the film's personal, human side that will later be facing the CGI, alien side. In the scene, the pleasingly-shaped Brooklyn Dec... / Continue →
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The years of worrying whether or not there will ever been a "next Arrested Development" for Ron Howard to forecast are behind us. We now know yes, thanks to Netflix, there will be more Arrested Development--and thanks to the ever-inquisitive mind of Al Roker, we also know it's ... / Continue →
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"Ha-ha-HA! Look at me, baby! Madea's witness protection! Y'all ain't ready, honey! You ain't ready, dammit!" Adding one final flourish of maniacal laughter, so Madea introduces apparently-unprepared audiences to the fact that--exonerated of the prior crimes that incarcerated he... / Continue →
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From the guy who last month made an animated quiz about numbers in film, here's The Colors in Film, a new short that could probably use a new title that sounds less like a quote from a vaguely-racist grandpa. Don't worry; the quiz is just about guessing color-based film titles.... / Continue →
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Disney continues their plan to develop films out of anything they own that a kid has freaked out and thrown up on.... / Continue →
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In the below video, aptly titled Cage Does Cage, Nicolas Cage "performs" experimental composer John Cage's 4'33", a piece famously made up of four-and-a-half minutes of ambient noise. Just as some disregard the original, note-less composition as nothing more than a gimmick, you... / Continue →
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Having rehabilitated himself since the villainy of Starsky & Hutch, Vince Vaughn is ready to at last do some dumb, '70s TV remake bullshit on the other side of the law.... / Continue →
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I don't remember this scene, so it must be from the special editions or something. / Continue →
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This November, Disney will cash-in on retro gaming nostalgia with Wreck-It Ralph, an animated film that focuses on a John C. Reilly-voiced, 9-foot tall, 643-pound video game villain out for redemption. MSN has just revealed the film's first poster, revealing a character that lo... / Continue →
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For those that want their first viewing of The Avengers to be a largely familiar experience, Disney-Marvel is going out of their way to make that a possibility. As part of their plan to slowly leak the film in two-minute pieces, studio has just released two more clips, these on... / Continue →
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Like the last viral video for Prometheus, this latest video focuses on Michael Fassbender's David, a "cybernetic individual" designed to nearly indistinguishable from mankind. This time, the viral runs like a full promotional video for the David product, freeing Fassbender from... / Continue →
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God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Man creates a three-panel comic strip that, with little embellishment, slowly recreates the events of that movie where man creates dinosaurs: JurassicParkComic.com. We final... / Continue →
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UNTITLED STAR TREK SEQUEL. MAY 2013. [MTV]... / Continue →
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Excited about the new summer drama that features Martin Sheen and Sally Field as elderly parents attempting to raise a "special" teenager in New York? Well, here are some more posters for that movie.... / Continue →
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In the first Iron Man, Robert Downey Jr.'s character spoke proudly of maintaining a big, loud tradition of doing things "how America does it." As we now know, how America usually does it these days it is cheaper and faster thanks to the assistance of China. So, like Big Bird be... / Continue →
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Though Bill Murray has long been the vocal detractor persistently flicking the ectoplasm of Ghostbusters 3 off his hands, now he's the one encouraging Dan Aykroyd's slime-filled pipe dream. What the hey?... / Continue →
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Here's the new Japanese The Amazing Spider-Man trailer, a slightly extended preview that adds in some new footage and strongly hints at Peter Parker himself being partially responsible for Dr. Curt Connors' transformation into the evil Lizard. You would have to accentuate the s... / Continue →
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On this weekend's SNL, Bill Hader and Andy Samberg added yet another chapter to their cats-that-shoot-lasers series, Laser Cats--and this time they had some help from apparent Laser Cats fanatic Steven Spielberg, who supposedly directs the episode but more likely just spent the... / Continue →
