Wachowskis Choose Channing Tatum, Mila Kunis for Sci-Fi Movie

Sparing us a bleak future in which Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis would inevitably star together in a terminal illness-based romantic drama, the Wachowskis have chosen the two actors to instead star together in a top-secret science fiction film.

Tatum and Kunis have been offered the leads in Jupiter Ascending, a film already being compared to The Matrix because it is an original Wachowski sci-fi movie that, in Warner Bros.' hopes, will make a lot of money. Also because now it's will likely star a hunky dimwit who never seems to age nor quite grasp his surroundings. Otherwise, nothing has been yet made public about the film, so we'll have to just imagine what sci-fi circumstances will make shit to go all awesome and slow-mo, causing Tatum's brow to furrow. Shooting is expected to begin later this year.