'Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 2' Teaser Gives Taylor Lautner Something Almost Shirtlike

Hey, Bodysuit Wolf! Here's a 15-second teaser for your new Twilight movie.
Temperature uniformity: so sexy.
Edward and Bella have a half-vampire child now, but they're not the only undying monsters birthing atrocities: last night, the VMAs spawned a new Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 2 trailer that highlights all the film's vampire melodrama and thrilling action. Ridiculous jumpi... / Continue →
In this second chapter of Breaking Dawn--the final Twilight film until we almost immediately start it over again--Kristen Stewart is now a vampire, and her dead-eyed love affair with Robert Pattinson has brought the joyless couple an equally dead-eyed 10-year-old daughter. Unfo... / Continue →
That 15-second Breaking Dawn, Part 2 trailer from last week was apparently but a teaser for this, slightly longer teaser. Tragically, there's no new footage of Taylor Lautner in his Bodysuit Wolfman costume, but now you get more of Kristen Stewart's gratuitous ring and woodland... / Continue →

