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Absolutely No One Likes 'A Thousand Words'


Joining a small, hangdog group of films that includes last year's abysmal Bucky Larson: Born To Be a Star, Eddie Murphy's A Thousand Words today received the rare ignominy of receiving an outright 0% rating on RottenTomatoes. It really is as bad as it looked. And, worse yet, it has forced us to live in a world wherein, against all common sense, Norbit is by some measure the "better" Eddie Murphy movie. This is what we're leaving the children.

  • November 21, 2011
    The latest in a recent, horrifying tradition of Eddie Murphy constantly staring us down, here's the poster for Murphy's latest comedy, A Thousand Words. Please invite his muffled shrieks into your nightmares. Here's the full Murphy:... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2012
    Forbes has released a new listing of the top ten overpaid actors in Hollywood, and, unsurprisingly, it's been determined that Eddie Murphy is getting paid way too much to do this shit.... / Continue →
  • February 20, 2012
    Just when you thought there wasn't a high concept premise left to get Eddie Murphy wide-eyed in a suit, back he comes with A Thousand Words, in which HE ONLY HAS 1000 WORDS LEFT TO DISCOVER WHAT MATTERS MOST." The last poster for the sole need-to-see comedy of 2012 was high on ... / Continue →
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