"We and a few others are the only thing standing between the people of Afghanistan and a zombie apocalypse," says some guy with an unplaceable accent who looks sort of like Colin Farrell in this trailer for Osombie. Yes, it would seem Osombie is about more than the easy casting of a notoriously evil character as a zombie; even bigger than the lazy portmanteau of "Osama" and "zombie." THIS IS ABOUT SAVING A CULTURE, from those things. This is basically journalism:
The true mindless zombies ruining Afghanistan are the U.S. drones bombing it, you know? "World peace." - Madonna's Super Bowl lights.
(Thanks to: Collin Dehnert, who sent this in a couple days ago, but I forgot. I am sorry.)
Michael Bay is sure going to have a big CGI write-off on his tax return this year. After charitably donating numerous chain-like chrome things, vaguely robotic dins, and destroyed skyscrapers to Battleship, it seems he may have saved his largest philanthropical gift yet for The... / Continue →
As premiered last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, here's the trailer for Movie: The Movie, a film that employs Tom Hanks, George Clooney, Charlize Theron, Tyler Perry, Samuel L. Jackson, Gary Oldman, Bryan Cranston, Jeff Goldblum, Helen Mirren, Meryl Streep, Air Bud, and probably a... / Continue →
If Osombie seemed slightly too lowbrow for your taste, but you still want to be there when the historical-fiction genre collapses in on itself, give this trailer for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter a go. In the Tim Burton-produced, Timur Bekmambetov-directed film, Benjamin Walk... / Continue →