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New 'Wrath of the Titans' Trailer: Lava Man Will Toss His Molten Seed All Over You, in 3D

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Prepare to be disappointed when this lava guy doesn't even bother with a lazily-mimed "jerk-off" gesture before this moment. Already this sequel is failing to meet my extremely low expectations.

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