New 'Wrath of the Titans' Trailer: Lava Man Will Toss His Molten Seed All Over You, in 3D
Prepare to be disappointed when this lava guy doesn't even bother with a lazily-mimed "jerk-off" gesture before this moment. Already this sequel is failing to meet my extremely low expectations.
Upset that everyone thought his cool drawings of giant scorpions and shit were lame, Clash of the Titans has, like many a teased eighth-grader, taken solace in growing its hair out and listening to industrial metal. Tuning out all the parents and critics who just didn't underst... / Continue →
Since Gerard Butler in Chasing Mavericks, you've been begging for someone new to grumble about surfing. Since Man on a Ledge, you've prayed for the time you'd again see Sam Worthington in a little mullet. Today, all your truest wishes come to pass with Drift, a new film about s... / Continue →
Left to right: "Fuuuuuuuuuck!!!" "Fuuuuuuuuuck!!!" "Fuuuuuuuuuck!!!" "We're best friends!" "Fuuuuuuuuuck!!!"
Below, one most poster, featuring Super-Jump Sam Worthington.... / Continue →
