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'Dark Tide' Trailer: Swimming with Sharks Is the New Extramarital Affair

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From the puka-shelled director of Blue Crush and Into the Blue comes a new thinly-veiled excuse to stick an attractive actress in a bikini. Halle Berry stars in what may be John Stockwell's most provocative water-based thriller yet: Dark Tide! It's Indecent Proposal, but now sex is a shark:

This is going straight to a DVD bin, right, Halle Berry? Because, I hate to tell you this, but Dark Tide not look very good. Didn't Swordfish already cover your "stripping around a guy who sort of looks like Hugh Jackman" quota?

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