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Winnie the Pooh as Nicolas Cage in 'Wicker Man': A Collection of Screaming About Bees

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For your Friday: a small collection of Winnie the Pooh clips dubbed with the insane bee rants from The Wicker Man remake. Pooh's inner monologue has at last been freed, and it sounds a lot like Nicolas Cage freaking the fuck out:

And in case you're unfamiliar, for context:

And for even crazier context:

I wish Nicolas Cage screaming about bees could be our national anthem. But it never will be, because of Big Oil.

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