'What To Expect When You're Expecting' Posters a Maiesiophiliac's Dream
With New Year's Eve behind us---nothing more than a hazy dream in which, as crazy as this sounds, I swear Robert De Niro AND Bon Jovi were there, with multiple Catwomen?--time to look forward to the terrible romantic-comedy pile-ons of the future. Up soon: What To Expect When You're Expecting, a film that will use no less than a dozen central characters to show us that some pregnant ladies are like this, while other pregnant ladies are like this, and other pregnant ladies are like so, but they all are unified in removing their sleeves and holding their bellies. Here are some posters teasing this thesis:
If you're wondering why Jennifer Lopez is not so pregnant, it's because she's "expecting" an adoption--probably wisely after that shit sandwich The Back-Up Plan.