Pingu's 'The Thing': A Clay Penguin Is the Warmest Place To Hide
Sorry, The Thing (2011), but now you look like a jerk, because a group of Swiss, stop-motion penguins have already put together a vastly-superior The Thing, and it is all-the-way crazy. And horrifyingly accurate.
THAT THING WANTED TO BE UUUUUSSSSSS! NUG NUG!
(Thanks to: Mike, for the tip, and to Lee Hardcastle for making this the best.)