Lindsay Lohan Comeback Now Occurring on Lifetime
Lindsay Lohan's long talked-about plan for a comeback leading role is apparently now scheduled to occur sandwiched between something involving Tracey Gold and Rob Lowe's cries of being untouchable. According to THR, the starlet whose vagina the paparazzi once loved is in talks to play Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime Original Movie about the recently-deceased Hollywood icon, whose soul is surely pleased by this casting decision.
Of course, this isn't the first time we've heard a tall tale about a role that would again hoist court's Lindsay Lohan back to her precarious ranking as a movie star. Her name has previously been thrown at the Gotti film, one of the Linda Lovelace biopics, and even the new Superman movie, but as of now, the only film IMDb can assure us she's actually in is something that stars Rob Schneider in multiple parts, so maybe don't necessarily count on seeing Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor just yet. You can always count on seeing her naked again, though. She'll always be naked again.
