All of 'Doctor Who' Condensed to Under Ten Minutes

January 27, 2012 Comments

Moments from every episode of Doctor Who, from 1963 to the present, collected in a single video. Nearly half a century of science fiction distilled and bottled into ten minutes and eleven Time Lords. After viewing, please seal this away in a time capsule, so that future generations may know what fucking losers we were.

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