Upset that everyone thought his cool drawings of giant scorpions and shit were lame, Clash of the Titans has, like many a teased eighth-grader, taken solace in growing its hair out and listening to industrial metal. Tuning out all the parents and critics who just didn't understand, the Clash sequel's trailer just cranks up the volume on its Marilyn Manson CD and keeps right on with smearing dirt on everyone's face--as if that's not what gave it such difficult-to-look-at 3D acne in the first place.
Sure, it looks like shaky footage of a video game, but that only makes sense, because Wrath of the Titans is way into video games right now.
Something is happening in the world of Titans, friends! Clashing is happening!
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