Left to right: "Fuuuuuuuuuck!!!" "Fuuuuuuuuuck!!!" "Fuuuuuuuuuck!!!" "We're best friends!" "Fuuuuuuuuuck!!!"
Below, one most poster, featuring Super-Jump Sam Worthington.
Interesting. Whenever I stab something with a trident, I've always been stabbing it with the end with more pointy sides. Perhaps that's been foolish?
Prepare to be disappointed when this lava guy doesn't even bother with a lazily-mimed "jerk-off" gesture before this moment. Already this sequel is failing to meet my extremely low expectations.... / Continue →
Upset that everyone thought his cool drawings of giant scorpions and shit were lame, Clash of the Titans has, like many a teased eighth-grader, taken solace in growing its hair out and listening to industrial metal. Tuning out all the parents and critics who just didn't underst... / Continue →
How is Sam Worthington going to act from under so much hair, you ask? At first, he wondered the same thing, but he quickly found a solution: more screaming! And another stabby thing, please, prop department.
The above first look at Clash of the Titans sequel Wrath of the Titan... / Continue →