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This Is Not Michael Caine's Finest Moment

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At last, the watershed moment we've eagerly awaited ever since the tragic events of 1978's The Swarm: reconciliation between Michael Caine and bees. From this point forward, may insect-kind and Caine-kind live together in harmony within a single Honey, I Shrunk the Kids theme park attraction. This is our Independence Day.

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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is just relieved he doesn't have to dress up like a tooth fairy this time.


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Vanessa Hudgens is in her twenties now, so most of what you're thinking is well within the law.


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Peeta is fucked.


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Michael Caine is graciously spared from again looking dumbfounded for the group shot.


'Journey 2: The Mysterious Island' Stills [Yahoo!]

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